Global Financial Warming
Global Financial Warming
Global Financial Warming
It is, with no doubt, the month of December that came to mark the last month of the year, and kick-off hell lot of crazy, messy and noisy activities, which we used to repeatedly do over and over again every year-end, and hope for better results in the following year.
Such activities, which normally take place during this particular month of the year, make supervisors and employees to go through the usual panic, worries and confusion, put them under the stress and the pressure of the managers to evaluate and assess the results of the current year, and force them to come-up with the annual proposition of actions plan for the upcoming year in a form of illogical and out-of-sense document known by the name 'business plan' accompanied with the so called 'business budget.'
During this month of the year, most of the sleeping managers wake up to rap up in a rush their incompetence, and light the fire under the asses of their sub-ordinates in a failing try to please their the big brother, and clean the atmosphere from the circulating smelly gases.
Smelly gases?? What are they? From where do they come? And what effect do they have on the financial environment.
The story started long ago when the aspirations and ambitions of the big brother used to circulate and fill the atmosphere of the financial institution in a form of smelly gases. Such smelly gases were produced by the big brother's digestive system, and freed into the atmosphere by the big brother while farting around in the workplace. They come as a result of processing heavy meal, full of the shareholders' chili greed and spicy desires, and, then, trap too much of managers' stress and pressure in the workplace.
Year after year, those accumulated stress and pressure from the managers induced, unintentionally, high tensions among staff - supervisors and employees - leading to high tension in the workplace resulting with a phenomenon known by the name 'financial warming' inside the financial systems.
This phenomenon normally happen when big brother's smelly gases like stupid ideas, blinded visions, and confused dreams - known collectively as aspirations and ambitions - trap the stress and the pressure of the managers inside the atmosphere of the financial institution, which in turn, increase the tensions gradually in the financial environment to high levels creating difficult conditions for staff to work under.
Those difficult conditions, by all means, hurt, in general, the managers, supervisors and employees, and lead many, who could not bear the increasing tensions anymore or showed weak resistance to such conditions, to unemployment either by choice or by force.
Although the main causes of such phenomenon of financial warming come in a form of pollutants that result from processing and burning huge levels of chili greed and spicy desires that were considered as the primary sources of energy, shareholders continued to feed their big brothers enormous amount of such meals more than other kinds of meals, which may result in less pollutants, to run their financial institutions.
Those meals - primary sources of energy - disturb, in most of the cases, the digestive systems of many big brothers, and cause them to produce many pollutants like stupid ideas, blinded visions, and confused dreams in a form of smelly gases known by the scientific name 'green big brother' gases.
Under the uncontrollable stress and pressure of the managers and the influence of the current business plan and budget, supervisors and employees start to look and use advanced techniques in the financial world - financial engineering - to capture such pollutants from the atmosphere in a way to get rid of the emitted smelly gases that were trapped inside the financial institution, use such pollutants to create toxic products like derivatives and complex financial instruments, and, then, sell - throw - such financial products - garbage - to different organizations - land fills - in the financial system as safe cures to financial pains.
Those safe cures were, in most of the times, transformed magically by such organizations into energy drinks, and, then, sold at high prices to other people and corporations on the purpose, unknowingly, to feed the dragon - debt - in order to secure better life conditions. Accordingly, the dragon further sent enormous amount of similar pollutants in the financial environment by simply living on such energy drinks taking this phenomenon of financial warming into higher and higher levels.
Consequently and with time, the phenomenon of the financial warming started to grow and became a global issue that affected negatively and on global scale many parts of the global financial environment across all continents.
As a result of the extraordinary high temperature in the financial environment, energy drinks started to evaporate more quickly, and all the ways to please the dragon were gone. As such, we started to see the effect of the global financial warming in giving the way for the dragon grow to enormous size, smash many low quality assets, swallow many corporations, send others to grave yard, and put the rest in the intensive care units for unknown period of time.
The outcome of such scary situation is having more and more people losing their primary sources of survival along with their strengths to fight back the dragon. Although people, in general, have better ability than corporations to adapt to the new difficult developments, they may also face similar consequences of suicide, accidental death, or wheel chaired lifetime. When those events happen, the level of defaults on financial commitments will skyrocket causing waves of panic inside the financial environment leading to a serious breakdown in the flow of money in the financial systems.
Unfortunately, global financial warming is becoming one of the most complicated problem facing the financial world, in general, and financial leaders, in particular. It happens when the global financial systems go out of control - as happened in year 2008 - and heat-up as a reflect of the rising tensions in the financial systems, and the consequent gradual meltdown of the financial assets across the globe.
The question here is what do we do to limit such sad consequences? Will proper personal financial planning solve the problem?
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