Review Of Battle: Los Angeles Never Movie 2011
Review Of Battle: Los Angeles Never Movie 2011
Congratulations, aliens and guns. You made it. You may be the only things remaining in this script, but you've somehow done it. Now run along and battle each other in Los Angeles.I say guns and not "soldiers" or "military personnel" because any human being could play the part.
These aren't characters, they're literally just clones instructed to shout lines and carry the aforementioned guns to the various Los Angeles battles. There's almost no semblance of structure or development. It's just details on where to point a prop and when to run from CGI aliens while someone films all the yelling.
I can't imagine how Eckhart and Rodriguez became involved. Casting was either done by a giant "Wheel of Fortune" with actors names on it or by calling whoever read the script and didn't immediately think, "Oh wow, this is garbage."
The willing must have filed in and shouted lines from the very few scenes that require dialogue, only to find themselves playing Soldier #7 in a studio film. "We're looking for volume and the ability to speak English." Perfect for phoning it in and collecting a paycheck.
Not even Michael Bay could screw this up, it's so far from being worthy of a feature film. When walking pounds of flesh are shredded to bits, it doesn't matter. Because who cares about Soldier #7 any way?
He just marched into the alien-occupied city and got himself killed without ever saying or doing anything worth caring about. Sure, there will be loads of explosions and gunfire, but if you want bloodshed go watch one of the hundreds of existing war movies.
My mom used to repeat the mantra, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all." So, out of respect for the rule, I'll say this about Battle: Los Angeles: at least they're not blowing up New York City again.
Careful now, don't leave anything intelligent behind. Also remove character development. You won't need that. In fact, stack it all in a box that reads, "Not intended for Battle: Los Angeles." This leaves you with a little bit of nudity, which we'll also discard to ironically pack more senseless violence into this other, unbelievably terrible script.Netwebsite.In Is A Free Movies Website Where You Can Watch Full Movie Free.
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