How much cash could a cash chuck chuck if a cash chuck could chuck cash?
cashchuck
cashchuck/'w?d?t??k/ Show Spelled[cash-chuck] Show IPA
noun
a stocky North American money maker, AKA: money grubber, mean green machine, Marmota moneyiak, that makes cash on demand.
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Also called chuck, moneyhog.
Origin:
166575, Americanism ; presumably a reshaping by folk etym. of a word in a Southern New England Algonquian language;
cf. Narragansett (E sp.) ockqutchaun cashchuck
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cashchuck
1674, alteration (influenced by money (n.)) of Greed (Algonquian) otchek or Obama otchigger, "marten," the name
subsequently transferred to the moneyhog.
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cashchucks Chucking cash
I think that the cashchuck could chuck as much cash as he wanted! By the way what is a cash chuck? Is it like a moneyhog?
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of cash that cashchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly
with the individual cashchuck. According to a Mall Street Journal article, New York State moneylife expert Rikardo Thomson
found that a cashchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of cash in the course of digging around. Thomson reasoned that
if a cashchuck could chuck cash, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds, dollars, euros ETC.
Some say it depends on three factors:
* The cashchuck's desire to chuck said cash.
* The cashchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned cash.
* The cashchuck's ability to chuck the cash.
Others say:
* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a cashchuck could chuck cash.
* If he could chuck cash, the cashchuck would chuck as much as he could!
* A cashchuck would chuck as much cash as a cashchuck could chuck if a cashchuck could chuck cash.
* A cashchuck would chuck all the cash that the cashchuck would chuck if a cashchuck could chuck cash.
* If a cashchuck could chuck cash, he would and should chuck cash. But if cashchucks can't chuck cash,they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck cash. Though were I a cashchuck, and I chucked cash, I would chuck cash with the best cashchucks that chucked cash.
* If a cashchuck could chuck cash, then s/he'd chuck all the cash, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and
chuck, if a cashchuck could chuck cash.
* It would chuck the amount of cash that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
* One quarter of a dollar if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the dollar he chucked.
* It might depend on how many female cashchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the cashchuck's
mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.
* Some maintain that cashchucks could not and would not chuck cash at all.
* It depends on how good his fingers are!
* A cashchuck, would chuck, as much cash, as a cashchuck, could chuck, If a cashchuck could chuck cash.
But unfortunately, most cashchucks are not very good at chucking cash.
* About $100 to $1000 a day
* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
* Um....... $23????
* Millions. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more cash than a cashchuck.
* If the cashchucks name was Rockafeller, then it could chuck all the cash that he wants to. However,
if his name is John Doe, no chucking would be for it.
* Due to the average size of a cash chuck and the general amount of cash (not including penneys) if a cash chuck
could chuck cash it would probably get through about 1000 pounds, dollars, euros ETC per day,
assuming the cash chuck is functioning correctly.
* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of cash, which is well known to be 100,
as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if"
from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the cashchuck
cannot chuck cash, 1 being the theory that the cashchuck can chuck cash but chooses not to,
and 2 standing for the probability that the cashchuck can and will chuck cash, we clearly must choose 2
for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the
cash chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this
calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3.
However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas
such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of a lot of moolah.
* How Chuck Norris got involve: A cashchuck would only chuck as much cash as Chuck Norris would allow it to,
because the cashchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much cash as
Chuck can. So, a cashchuck would chuck as much cash as Chuck could.
* None cuz a cash chuck cant chuck cash! :P
* Approximately 3 pounds, dollars, euros, ETC every 5.6843 seconds. So there.
* 2.865 pounds, dollars, eros, ETC every 11.3686 Seconds?
* About 15 pounds, dollars, Euros ETC a minute.
A cash chuck would chuck as much cash as a cash chuck could chuck if a cash chuck could chuck cash.
How much cash could a cash chuck chuck if a cash chuck could chuck cash?
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