subject: Magnolia Bakery Preview: Pudding & Scandal! [print this page] Its not often that I get to preview a much-hyped bakery, and its also not often I get to complain about local busybody community residents, but Im proud to announce that Ill be doing both in this humble post. The setup is simple. My friend Jenny, a.k.a The Dessert Darling, emailed me full of excitement, perhaps stemming from a sugar high (she eats many cupcakes for her site), to alert me that the famed Magnolia Bakery was finally opening up a Los Angeles outpost this Friday. Did I want to join on opening day for a cupcake or two?
Im not one to turn down cupcakes; so obviously, I said yes. We eventually agreed to meet this afternoon, and after braving through some intense midday traffic, no thanks to the ill-timed stoplights on Fairfax, I finally made my way to Magnolia. I was immediately shocked by the lack of customers. There always seems to be a secret Mommy newsletter that goes out every time a cupcake shop opens in Los Angeles, and as such, I just assumed thered be lines (not to mention balloons) up the wazoo. There were none. All I found was an empty bakery with no one but Jenny.
Well, it wasnt just Jenny. The owner of all the Magnolia Bakeries was there too. This was kind of like meeting Ben of Ben & Jerrys. Turns out that theres a ton of red tape to navigate through when opening a business, and because of said bureaucracy, Magnolias opening day had to be pushed off to the next day. Thats right: no cupcakes today.
The owner took pity on us though, and he happily supplied Jenny and I with the shops world famous banana pudding. Let me tell you Im not a banana pudding guy. Its fine dont get me wrong but I always gravitate towards chocolate desserts (particularly when talking about pudding). Well, chocolate biases be damned. This pudding was tasty. Very tasty. Heck, Im fairly certain it just dethroned Baby Blues Barbeque for banana pudding king of the city.
As Jenny and I chowed down on our complimentary dessert, we learned from someone else who had wandered into the shop that the reason why Magnolia had to delay its opening is because there apparently is a major shakedown going on with the local businesses on third street. This is where the scandal happens.
First, let me just preface what Im about to say with this: Ive received this information from only one source, and I really cannot speak to its veracity. However, I like to think that rumor is fact, and furthermore, Im a blogger, not a journalist; so who cares? Its a fun yarn no matter what.
So heres the deal.
Allegedly theres a cabal of about four older ladies who pitch a fight every single time a new business opens on Third Street. Their complaint is that the new business will kill the old business sort of the usual crabbiness from old ladies who have nothing better to do than butt their heads into civic affairs. However, theres a twist. These women are ardently against new shops opening up, and they make life hell for anyone trying do business or receive permits. The new deli down the street has had to apply for permits three times, and theyve been sued three times by these ladies.
The only thing that shuts them up, it seems, is cold hard cash. Yes, the word is that unless these ladies are paid off, they just push the red tape on the business owners trying to make things happen. The head lady even received a condo in Palm Desert curiously on the same day that The Grove broke ground several years ago.
HMMM
When I heard this, I immediately asked why the planning boards and various city agencies dealing with this crap dont just dismiss the claims from these women. After all, doesnt it get tiresome to hear the same complaint over and over again? Well, it turns out that the head lady (a.k.a the one with the condo in Palm Desert) is friends with the local Councilmans wife. And furthermore, she sits on some Democratic nomination board and holds some political sway in the community. I know I could not make this sound more vague, but please understand that I was taking in these details while simultaneously enjoying banana pudding.
The point is that the head old lady is well connected, and as such, she has free reign to extort these businesses for money. The women are like the Mafia, except more mothbally. Case in point, heres a threatening letter they left on the car of a Magnolia Bakery employee:
So why do I care so much? Well, Im still smarting over my experience with the West Hollywood Planning Commission two years ago. That experience revealed to me how idiotic and entitled local neighbors can be, often at the expense of the greater community at large. These assholes represent a small minority of the community and shouldnt be able to dictate which businesses come into town, nor should they be able to call the shots on how late they can and cannot be open. Should the accusations about these old women on Third Street be true, then thats just another example of small-minded ninnies digging their heels into the ground (with the added touch of ILLEGAL BRIBERY) and making hell for the surrounding population.
Rah rah rah!
Fight the old ladies!!!
Oh, and visit Magnolia Bakery too!
It is quite interesting that "City" problems led the most successful cupcake brand in the world close one week after it opened...... Don't you think?
by: Taynew
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