subject: Famous Historical Figures Who Were Actually Mlm Marketers For Free Work At Home Businesses [print this page] In this authoritative (boring), thorough (excruciatingly milked out to around 400-500 words) and well-researched (based on complete wild speculation) article, the scholarly author presents compelling evidence that many famous historical figures were actually multi level marketers for Work at Home Moms and Free Work at Home business opportunities.
Lets start off by facing the sad truth. Many of you who are multi level marketers for Work at Home Moms and Free Work at Home businesses are embarrassed. While your know-it-all Harvard graduated brother is regaling your mother with hilarious stories of the time he and his friend Chatsworth placed zany puns into the Law Review paper that they were editing for the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, you are sitting there smiling half-heartedly and wishing that you had scored more than 780 on your SAT exam. I feel badly for you because I know that when you proudly told your mother that you had recruited 3 additional down-line marketers this week, she patted you on the head and pulled out her checkbook once again. Life is not always fair.
But take heart, and let that heart that you took swell with justifiable pride about being a multi level marketer. For in actuality, many famous historical figures have followed your exact same career route and were multi level marketers for Work at Home Moms businesses before becoming famous. We can accurately trace multi level marketing all the way back to the time of Pharaohs and the Jews escaping from slavery in Egypt. Guess What? Hold onto your hats? Be Excited? MOSES was a multi level marketer! Get out of town!
Why do think Moses was constantly bothering all of the Jewish slaves to follow him to Israel? Talk about a huge group of potential down-line marketers. Lets face it - after pushing 20 ton stone blocks up the sides of pyramids, selling competitively priced vitamins online seems pretty darn cushy. I dont know about you, but with Moses and his sponsor, God, at the top of that MLM pyramid, I am joining up, jumping in and signing up my whole family. To this humble author, it also seems abundantly clear that those Ten Commandments could have just as easily been His personalized training program to generate unlimited leads, and even more importantly, sales conversions.
Moving along in history, two other early multi level marketing gurus must also be mentioned. Records recently uncovered sealed in a vault in the Church of England show that King Henry the Eighth ran a variety of MLM businesses. He cleverly used his eight wives as his multi level marketers and when they didnt produce, he had an easy solution to motivate the next queen to be. Off with their Heads! You should be thankful every day that your sponsor only uses humiliation to push you along the path of success. Finally, although some historians may disagree, this author has good reason to believe that Abraham Lincoln (after he ended his silly hobby as a Vampire Hunter) dabbled in multi level marketing. Early drafts of The Gettysburg Address show scratched out sections of the speech imploring the crowd to join his down-line team and enjoy unlimited income working at home.
So there you are people. Multi level marketing enjoys a rich history of important accomplishments and famous participants. Go forth to your daily recruiting tasks refreshed by a new perspective on the importance of your work. Be Proud, Be Strong. Be Multi Level Marketers! By the way, I expect at least 4 new signups from my personal team TODAY!
by: Garry Spear
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